You carry around Bumper Plugs to show your friends the color.
All your friends are already sick of hearing the latest update on where your car is.
You have read every personal Boxster page on the 'net.
You have prioritized the hacks you will do.
You can name at least one sales person in every Porsche dealer within 250 miles of your home.
Your significant other would pay real money to not hear about the latest hack or fact you've discovered. She/he identifies with the VW Jetta commercial where the guy lowers the windows with the key.
You kill time on business trips by visiting Porsche dealers in other places.
You're studying karate to make sure you have the chop down with correct form.
You've identified all of the boxsters in your commuting pattern and are on the verge of being arrested for stalking.
You no longer consider being a BABBLER as having to do with Alzheimer's (well mostly not).
The local car care products salesman is taking a trip to Maui next week thanks to your recent purchases.
You've just spent three hours searching the internet for pictures of the boat your car is on.
You never need to look up the proper spelling of 'Uusikaupunki'.
You check PPBB more frequently than your own email.
Your garage is now cleaner than your kitchen.
You can't always remember your own zip code but know all the IDCS codes by heart.
You now the three conversation topics to avoid at all costs; religion, politics, and cup holders.
You've brushed up your resume just in case they really do have web use tracking software at work.
Its 1:22 am, you've run out of waiter things to do but you're still up writing this list.
