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Computers

People for the Ethical Treatment of Software

Yoseif's VCR Clock
Every body else has wierd stuff connected to the 'net so I decided to join the crowd.

Mind Reading Markup Language(MRML)
The new extension to HTML.

Top Ten Ways The Internet Could Get Worse.

Men who Use Computers Are the Sex Symbols of the '90s
By Scott Adams, the Author of the Dilbert comic strip.

If Operating Systems Were Airlines
A great comparison of the most popular operating systems.

Politically Correct UNIX
This is the 90s and its time for UNIX to catch up with the times.

The Internet Nerd Test
Find out how much of an internet nerd you are.

The Hacker Test
The original, one-and-only hacker test.

History of DOS
A humorous look at the history of DOS.

All I Really Need to Know, I Learned on the Internet

Technical Support Horror Stories
True stories of incompetent users as told by real technical support personnel.

The Ten Commandments For C Programmers

The Spell Checker

Software Development Process
Top Ten Reasons Compilers Must Be Female

man: condom(1)
The UNIX condom command.

Computer Problem Report Form

Gullibility Virus
An important notice about a gullbility virus that is sweeping across the internet.

Mouse Balls
A true internet classic.

20 Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers

Geekonics

Smilies
The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary

Humor Archive