Politically Correct Feminine TerminologyHave you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that you would offend the person standing near you?...NOT. Well, if you are, then here are some alternatives to some popular phrases. She is not: An airhead She is: Reality Impaired She is not: A Bleached Blond She is: Peroxide Dependant She is not: A babe or chick She is: A Breasted American She does not have: Major league hooters She is: Pectorally Superior She does not have: A Great Tan She is: Pigmentally Enhanced You do not want to: Score or pick her up You want to: Attempt a Horizontal Encounter She is not: A perfect 10 She is: Numerically Superior She does not have: A great butt She has: A Superior Posterior If she does not want to get: Married or hitched She does not want: Domestic Incarceration She is not: Half naked She is: Wardrobe Impaired She does not have: A perfect body She is: Anatomically Gifted She is not: Drunk or tipsy She is: Chemically Inconvenienced She is not: Small or short She is: Vertically Challenged Humor Archive |