Element: Men
Symbol: BS
Discoverer: Should be shot
Atomic Mass: 70 kg (without Ego), 1000 kg (Ego included)
Occurrences: Found just about anywhere women are.
Physical Properties:
Surface covered in hairy coat
Displays signs of spineless puppy dog when properly whipped
by a experienced woman.
Hardens very easily, but softens at nothing.
Sweet only when necessary, otherwise generally very bitter.
Found in only one state : Horny
Yields to just about anything with open legs.
Chemical Properties:
Has a great affinity for bimbos and remote controls.
High Grade specimens spend great quantities of expensive substances.
Inability to think with more than one organ at a time.
Attracted to just about anything, but sticks to nothing.
Most powerful self-esteem reducing agent known to woman.
Common Uses:
Has not yet been discovered.
Some usefulness has been found when dealing with household
appliances, but usefulness is extremely limited.
Occasionally useful in bedroom, but only when given explicit instructions.
Tests:
Becomes extremely competitive when grouped with several other specimens.
Pure specimen becomes an asshole when saturated with alcohol.
Hazards:
It is extremely difficult to keep one of these. A trained expert can
resort to various tricks if necessary.
It is illegal to posses more than one, but why would anyone
want even the one they have?
